I came for the Paint and stayed for the postfeminism backlash.

Because Jeremy said it was cool to just crash at his place. Fucking Jeremy!

I forgot another variant of that is douche gnu. That's another one that always makes me laugh and ya know, a little comic relief never hurts when you're raging.

Heh, we may be twins.

Mine is always a variation of "douche" usually just plain old "douche bag" but I like to switch it up if I'm feeling extra clever in my rage "flaming douche nozzle" or "flipping douche canoe!" I've ventured into weird territory with things life "douche waffle" because after I say it I laugh which calms me down and…

aww damn. You beat me to the Sid Vicious reference. This would be how long I was falsely led down the Oldman fan path, too....

Yeah I went through and looked at how it scored several of my friends and for many it seemed highly inaccurate. I was being a bit tongue in cheek earlier, anyway. I think these things are fun activities to do with your friends on FB but I can't imagine these being very useful at all in making a hiring decision.

We're not even debating anything you fucking moron. I stopped taking you serious after your FIRST reply to me. I wish you knew how embarrassed you should be by this and how foolish you look to me for attacking me over NOTHING.

Your admitted, personal satisfaction to "ridiculing" me by following me around on mommy topics and calling me out for my wretched social disgrace in giving bad advice on mommy topics is the most stupid thing on display, here. You're obviously just some ineffectual loser with a chip on your shoulder and nothing better…

Do you have anything to add to this topic or are you seriously this desperate for attention?

This is becoming eerily obvious.

So is using the "oh sorry, no babysitter" excuse.

WHERES MY FUCKING SAMMICH PREGNANT BOY?!

For sure, she's completely harmless. I say, sanctimoniously LOL! And her daughter is so adorable it makes my ovaries itch! (I only have sons... this is whole other story, one reminiscent of wishing to have a daughter willing to dress like Mia Wallace with a needle sticking out of her chest for the school halloween…

I'm friends with mommies like this and they're generally very sweet people, of course. But often it feels like the sweetness is just on the surface and that deep down their tendency to overshare really is smugness. Often they don't really know they're doing it or simply don't feel bad for it. If it comes off as…

If I may offer my perspective as a mommy who kind of gets the attitude... I don't think it's rage towards any woman who has a child... I think it's an aversion to baby culture, in general. Something I sort of share. Which is odd that I chose to have a baby in just about every decade for the last three decades. I had…

I don't think you should feel terrible. I'm a mommy and Ive never liked most mommy blogs, either. I've come across a few that were hilarious because the writer was hilarious. But most are like this one. Yawn inspiring. I just don't see why these types of things are public. Only because who cares?! But then I see the…

Doing the head math... You're 14 weeks pregnant.... You've been feeling "off" and extra annoyed with him "the last few months"... Which was essentially your first trimester. The first trimester is not the best time to analyze your feelings of the asshat who not only is directly responsible for your physical misery…

What I immediately thought of when I heard the part about educated people being inherently evil was Hannibal Lecter. Also, coincidentally, Star Trek into darkness is on the tv as I type this and I notice Kahn's characterization is that of an evil genius. Of course Spock is pretty smart, too, but obviously it's not…

Highly recommended! Both the wine and the cup in which it flows! Once you get over the hump of figuring out how different it is than everything you ever knew, and if it is right for you (some women have different results) but for those of us who are happy with it, it's actually so much more convenient than pads or…