Considering that the waiter then went through ten minutes to carefully explain the process of peppercorns turning into pepper, I doubt this was a ‘oh I have a slightly complicated digestive issue that I need to avoid whole peppercorns for but I dislike spending time explaining it so I’ll just say allergy.’ I know…

I know some foods you can be allergic to the raw form and okay with the cooked. because that’s an actual chemical change, but grinding is a whole new witchcraft.

Fun tidbit - that stormtrooper is a short girl, so she gets that phrase all the time, and it’s the easiest way to bug her.

jumpsuits make you sweat like a beast, maybe she’s trying to get some airflow into her pits

It really surprised me because Quicksilver is always the trigger for Scarlet Witch, and that freakout she had was super, super tame. Considering SW is basically an amalgamation of River and Willow, I would expect him keeping Pietro around to save up for that ultimate freakout against Thanos.

I get so happy whenever Once returns to it’s cheesey roots of terrible, over-acted fantasy magic fairytale. This finale looks so wonderful, and hopefully will be so very, very gay.

You’re weird

No way man, I live in the okay mass-produced 95% chinese retirement community hellscape neighbourhood. Kanata is where I go to cry.

This is a very nerdy city, but most of the suburban nerds are either south or east while Kanata is the west. Kanata is where our hockey arena is, so it’s all the jocks. ‘Maz’ would sound too foreign for these poor folk and they would avoid it out of fear that is was spicy food.

I’ll admit I did that for a long ass time - in my defense I had never heard the word uttered outloud; there are no Chipotle restaurants in my area, I only know them as the peppers I cook with. My area is also very white/east asian so no hispanics to help me learn either.

I’m not dyslexic, but for some reason the ‘t’…

My gay wife grew up there and it’s still the only place we’ve experienced homophobia (we went grocery shopping once and a mother started screaming at us to leave). It definitely leaves a bad taste in my brain.

I love that ‘white dudes mispronounce shit’ is an intregal part of our country’s founding.

“Kanata is a SPACE PIRATE.”

It’s pretty hard to sterilize a woman with wiggle room - based on the creepy surgical tools she likely had a hysterectomy. Not to mention with tubal litigation (the female sterilization surgery that is possible to reverse) still leaves you menstruating, and I would assume if you’re going to go through the trouble of…

Really? Holy shit. You mean all those years of someone telling me that my opinion is wrong, it was because I was a minority opinion? You mean all those times whenever I expressed my opinion on TDKR, when I was met with ‘you’re wrong on this purely objective subject because other people have different opinions’ was…

I’m bummed all over again we’re not getting Carrie, she was the only good part of TDKR

If this is meant to be ‘Batman hasn’t been Batman for years’ and his build has gone from ‘practical muscle’ to ‘obsessively works out and gained bulk muscle’ then it makes sense... I guess?

As a Wiccan I’m perfectly fine with the pretty clear distinction between fictional witch monsters and the poor history behind historical witch hunts.

Chinese dragons weren’t winged though, they were probably inspired by sauropod skeletons

That always gets brought up hahaha, I just completely forgot about Muldoon when I did these, glad every can come up with excuses for me.