So they don’t use technology? So how do they invade? Flying lizards? Can they just teleport through space?

This may shock folks but there are plenty of people who don’t want a fancy phone. Between the low price tag, nostalgia and simply not wanting the fancy devices I suspect Nokia will do all right

This sounds like an example of too much too fast. They are launching a new property that has zero recognizability and hoping to sell a card game, toys, and what sounds like potentially comics as well; heck well known IPs struggle with doing that much, let alone something no kid will probably hear of until it hits…

Wait, Disgaea 5 is going to the Switch?

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

Holy hell that’s absurdly expensive. You could literally buy the power tools, wood, hardware, and stains and make it for cheaper.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Guess you aren’t familiar with how many of these shop contests work.

Take the stage picking away from the competitors is what I say. Then you’ll have an environment where those who have truly mastered the game can shine.

Gamestop will offer him about 12 bucks for all that.

Welcome aboard the USS Homestar Runner dot com!

Homestar Runner introduced me to the potential of the internet. Up until that point I thought it was nice for referencing stuff and reading news. Then HR came along and it’s like, “Holy shit, people can be snarky on the Internet?”

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

That’s great and all, but it’s weird that she wears her goggles on her head while she’s just sitting around at home.

I’ve used Macs at home for about 15 years now, but I think my next will be a Win10 box. The more they tighten the integration with iOS, the less useful it becomes to me. Still, that wouldn’t be enough if Windows wasn’t actually pretty great now.

It’s crazy remembering that this is a real thing that we’ll be playing soon, and not just some mythical hypothetical object from the future. Guess that’s what happens when you launch early in the year.

Well everybody knows that those are only just two years away.

In fact, in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years.