Metal Gear Solid has gotten weird since I played last.

You follow Tony Dungy?

The headphones that are being worn all around our office. Lifehacker said:

The headphones that are being worn all around our office. Lifehacker said:

Well this one got complicated because "anything by Grado" is not a valid nomination. We voted to fall back on the Grados nominated on Lifehacker, and those are discontinued, and their successor is unavailable at most retailers. You can find them here.

Well this one got complicated because "anything by Grado" is not a valid nomination. We voted to fall back on the…

"I'm not black."

It's strange how miniature versions of baseball players have suddenly become hot commodities. I mean, just think of the contract Jose Altuve is going to get.

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

He's allegedly failed three drug tests since 2009, one for weed and two for coke.

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

The celebrations hit a momentary lull when Christoph Kramer took the microphone and wished everyone a very Merry Christmas.

A model of German scheduling efficiency. Meanwhile, the Spanish just haphazardly pissed away two entire matches.

Well, at least he's potty-trained. Despite his best efforts, this little guy couldn't produce a single skid-mark.

/sees video

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

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This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

Meh, I'm sure Klinsmann can get a couple more Germans to switch over for the game.

The US Government is so inept (they couldn't even build a functional website with three years and 5 gazillion dollars to work with) the very notion they could pull something like a false flag 9/11 conspiracy (under any administration) and keep it a secret is laughable (also, I'm ignoring the existence of Newtonian…

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

I don't get it, that looks just like a regular puck.