The entire Age Of Plastic album is amazing.

Don't drink and drive. It's safer to taxi.

King of the Mountain. Not a great movie by any means, although Dennis Hopper was certainly at his hoppiest. Regardless, the climactic race up Mulholland is BAD. ASS. I mean, holy horseshit, Harry. It's all real. No CGI BS (bear in mind it was 1981), featuring drifts that would make Shuichi Shigeno wet.

Schwerer Gustav.

Hey now, don't be mean, the guy's dyslexic. He thinks he wrote "FlogWood."

That video does no justice. This is the one i've listened to about 500 times!

Steve knew it was going to happen soon. Helga, his friend, his partner, his Winnebago, had gone on Craigslist a week ago. It was tough, but their owners were done with this part of their lives. Sometimes, toward the end, they'd talk about driving. He'd ask her what it was like to just drive all day long. She'd tell…

You've lost another submarine?

You think I could write for The Onion? Thanks!

Going to an amusement park is also more expensive than getting punched in the face, but there's one I'd clearly enjoy more.

IT'S A BOOBY TRAP!

Next question?

man those things really do depriciate once you drive them off the show room floor

Gunther felt consciousness trying to fade in. There was light for the first time in a while. Then there were hands on him. Everything felt far-away, dreamlike. He was being pushed. There was hesitation, then a pop. Distantly, he realized that that should have hurt, but didn't. He was becoming more aware of things.…

Nope. That's aftermath. Math comes next, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

did I win?

[note - check the pictures - there are shiny clean ones now!]
Angelo creaked a headlight open. Sun coming up again. He'd lost count of how long he'd been in the garage. He knew it had been years, felt the slight chill of winter and the baking heat of summer slowly cycle over the tin roof. He sometimes thought about the…

Walmart has apparently released parking lot footage of the discovery: