I believe you're looking for the standardized version found here.

I guess that's something that razor-sharp lawyers will have to slice through, carving out a definition point by point.

It always amused me that he sang this in the soprano register.

Oh it was built all right, and flew. There were two prototypes. But one was stolen in 1982 by an American Pilot named Mitchell Gant.

Backseat drivers are the worst.

I guess you could say their plan was

"If dealerships are taken out of the equation, Obama will steal your 1995-model desktop PC, and no amount of pursuing checkmark boxes will be able to stop him! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"

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I'm dusting off an old one here, I know.

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Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Abe Vigoda?

I just turned a 5000 dollar barn find 87 Buick Grand National into a 24k dollar flip. Have lots of pics and cool documentations found during the process. Will post more pics in the comments.

You realize that the 1974 headline, "This Is Why You Don't Stand Too Close To Drifters" has a completely different meaning!

You can be a good negotiator and still treat your "adversary" with respect.

"I find it strange that people will spend hours trying on clothes but not seriously try out the second most expensive purchase they make." This probably explains alot about my appearance. My reaction was "who spends hours trying on clothes?"

Clapton's SP12 EC, without a doubt.

I mean, considering that I live below the poverty line on an income that changes drastically week-to-week, my personal financial situation is definitely insecure, but it's much more likely that I was simply trying to put a new twist on an old joke.

Exactly. And Letterman was an awkward recluse with incredible talent.