Swedish mistress? What's that? The thing between a Swedish mister and a Swedish mattress?

So sorry you have disappoint. Have some tomatoes instead.

I know a guy who knows a guy...

The UAW honchos just can't get past the fact that the union is just not as relevant as it once was.

All the girls in the McLaren family are similarly beautiful.

Not having been in an assembly-line type of job, I am genuinely curious to know what special skill or intellect qualifies an automobile assembly-line worker for the rate-of-pay and benefit advantages that type of job has over other assembly-line jobs.

*ahem*

What a low blow.

His namesake car...

Agenda 21 dude. I saw it on Fox news!

400 HP? Is that all?

"If a little is good and more is better, then too much must be just right."

This reminds me of the cold war days when "Analysts" overestimated Russian offensive capabilities in order to continually feed the military industrial complex.

Socialist? Aw you're just baiting aren't you. And you're pretty good at it. A master one might say!

WRX wagon > 4 door hatch > sedan only.

"...drinking excessive amounts of alcohol can lead to spontaneous combustion due to alcohol being flammable and it coursing through your veins."

Is that an Aston logo on it?

And all this time I thought BBWAA meant The Big Beautiful Women of America Association. America's favorite pastime.

Breaking out my J.C. Whitney catalog...