Meanwhile the smokers taking 20 minutes to go shoot the shit every few hours go unnoticed.

Speaking the truth.

Step 1. Revolution.

The mistake was bad enough, but the fact that they tried to cover it up? Throw them in fucking jail.

Make a show about Josef Mengele, there’s plenty of horrifying material there that needs absolutely no embellishment.

Good thing nobody explained anything, or people might have learned something or changed their opinion, phew!

>”A reason to take your business elsewhere”
While I’ll grant you it’s a bit presumptuous to assume everyone has a choice...
>”Not everybody can be a smug sociopath like yourself.” 
I’m having a hard time understanding the logical leap you took to get to this conclusion.

Shhh... all they’d have to do is offer him a lifetime supply of diet coke to convince him! Don’t give them any ideas!

You do realize Nintendo’s cost comes up to probably pennies per customer, right? An entire pokemon is probably maybe a kilobyte of data if they store it really inefficiently.

I suspect that it’s because the name of the app has Pokemon with the accent, and most people aren’t going to bother inserting the accent. Just my guess, anyways, Google likes to roll things out slowly to their store, so also not helping.

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear a facemask in public in the US, allergies fucking suck.

I mean, all my stuff is stock, car is less than 7 years old, and the PSI for all of them is listed on a label in the driver-side door, easy peasy.

I don’t know what shitty air compressors you’ve seen, but even my cheap crappy one that finally died on me could reinflate within a few minutes, way faster than by hand.

I run over to my bookshelf, offering cooing soothing words, “Don’t worry, I’ll never let this happen to you.” I say to my screaming, crying books.

About time. Death to propriety.

They really should be.

That actually used to be kind of a thing, I dunno if they do it anymore, but I want to say either IAD or Reagen had a little thing where you could buy (at some markup) a prepaid envelope to mail prohibited items back home.

I refuse, mainly because crumbs in bed are the worst thing.

I refuse, mainly because crumbs in bed are the worst thing.

It’s a nicer one, the ones they come in are usually garbage that break half the time. I have a nice soap dispenser, and I buy bottles of soap without a dispenser. Slightly cheaper that way too.

It’s a nicer one, the ones they come in are usually garbage that break half the time. I have a nice soap dispenser,…

They stood by and would not let me leave until I took the pills in front of them.