He's definitely NOT a professional comedian…he used to write for Leno.

Urgh, case closed. Conan wins.

I submit that Maurice La Marche makes out like a bandit no matter what.

I come up with what I think is THE PERFECT hashtag at least twice a week for @midnight's game…until I check & see that someone's already beat me to the punch. (Other nights, I assume I beat others, 'cause it's NEVER that I'm just not funny!) Given specific topics, some jokes (cul de sac-less/no sack) write themselves…