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I always wonder if Gen X will eventually become the generation of opinionated old assholes, grumbling about Gen Z and their newfangly-dangly neural lattices while Gen Z whines about how all the bees are dead and it’s all our fault.

I hope not, but maybe it’s an every-other-generation thing. One day, millennials, y’all

Oddly, every Gen-Xer I know both defends millennials as getting unfairly shit on while noting what colossal fucks the boomers are and were.

We also get sick and fucking tired of millennials pretending it was wine and roses until they came along. Yeah, it sucks to be you, we know, we feel your pain - most of it we know.

Yeah, that’s a very popular misconception: that we had a lot of opportunity.

Those jobs that you can’t get because Gen Xers are still in them? They’re still in them because they had to wait years for the really old boomers to finally give up the ghost so the older boomers could move up to those positions. We’re still

Obligatory:

<—- OSU Grad

Oh godDAMMIT, Gundy.

Gracias for the explainer.
I still do not really understand how the greying-out thing works. Not super concerned with it but I can see both its value and how it could be really frustrating.

Pretty sure I’m still in the greys too. What’s a tomatoface?
(don’t hurt me)

Kansas drops out of the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in their favor.

Fuck Kris Kobach with a gas-powered ice-fishing auger.

Not that the previous method they used was worth a steaming bag of cat crap, but I am beyond disinterested in this. They’re not getting a penny out of me. The only thing I would like is to unlock a different skin or two to use in Blackout, which I gather is not tied into this grindfest horrorshow they have going on.

I

Suffering Denver fan, here.

Once you tilt the monitor so his eyes are straight, he’s easy to recognize.

Can we please get around to what is, I feel, a somewhat important detail:
Dude was applying for a _marriage license_. It is absolutely unacceptable to hold any form of interrogation for someone doing such a thing, let alone the type of interrogation where there is _any chance whatsoever_ of things “going wrong” to the

Goddammit, Laura, stop making me approve of Patriots fans.
Hill and I went to the same school (not at the same time). Fuck Tyreek Hill, he should get shit - I mean, _actual shit_ thrown on him every time he steps foot outside the house.

Broncos fan here.
I’m not fed up with Keenum (I mean, he’s not setting my heart a-flutter but we have greater woes).

I’m fed up with Vance Joseph and John Elway, and both need to be sent off as a package deal to the glue factory.

Yes, I said it.

Fuck Jeff Flake with a gas-powered ice-auger.
He’s only leaving because his casper milquetoast ass can’t win in Trumpland. And the only difference between him and the Trump-taint-tonguing sycophant who will replace him is that we won’t have to listen to Flake pretend he still has a soul.

I hope he gets hit by a train.

One of the main takeaways I had from this is that the US Open really needs to adjust the policies it has in place regarding coaching from the box and coach visits.

Other tournaments realize that it’s constant and that calling it can be a bit ticky-tacky. Ramos played it straight and that’s what precipitated this whole

Huge Broncos fan, and I liked Elway tremendously as a player.
But he’s revealed himself to be a colossal dunce. He proves that the idiot savant is a real thing. He’s a dimwit who just happened to be a hall of fame quarterback, and that’s apparently exactly where his talents ended.

And ANOTHER THING:

If you’ve been here for more than 3 years, you have fourteen friends that grow their own weed, and you’re either trading some form of homegrown alcohol for it, or buying it at 1999 prices. If someone’s complaining about the rising cost of weed, they’re not authentic Colorado.

Drew, you largely missed what makes Colorado Springs ... Colorado Springs.

> we don’t have that many meth-heads; most of them live in Pueblo and just outside the county.
> nor do we have that many weird runners, really. Unless you go to the Incline.
> ... ok, I give you the angry military guys.
> and you COMPLETELY missed