...mixed with a mitsubishi eclipse

i’m so goddamn fucking mad. also when the first “red rendering” or whatever you want to call the jalopnik “supra picture” came out i was pissed as well. car is fucking UGLY. make it look like an FT1 or don’t release it. the RC-500 already looks better than this and i would NEVER buy that car

i’ve said it since the first red jalopnik rendering. this is the ugliest fucking worst concept car in the history of cars being pushed to production from a dream. i’m so mad. so sosososofuckingmadonline rightnow

i know. when it hit the jalop waves it was all “this is the car lambo should have built” and there was genuine agreement. i’m like bruh this is horrible.

they ruined the #1 part of the 2000 740i... it came with the best looking wheels of all time

it’s def dodgeball and it’s def “bold strategy cotton, let’s see how it pans out”

i’m fucking DYING at this video. like yeah bad situation and fuck car dealerships and all but HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY CALL THE WAAAAAHMBULANCE. i’m fucking lolling. sounds like she’s announcing the family dog getting cancer

991-based successor to 935. our prayers are answered

dude stfu

“hellcock.” thank you, thank you i’ll be here all week.

cuz they’re made of steel?

because it’s in response to an insanely obvious question??

red bull is actually german

i’ve been saying this (among many other things) on jalopnik for going-on 5 years. i. would. fuck. this. car.

my parents attended the ferrari 50th anniversary in italy (kinda by mistake but my dad’s a big car guy) and bought me a ferrari shirt w/ the official 50th anniversary attendance stamp on the 5 of the “50.” i wore it once a week and the stamp wore off. so sad. think that shirt’s in a box somewhere i gotta dig it up,…

i just made pantsmess

while this is deeply misogynistic on the surface you can’t blame them. they did the research and the research don’t lie. they’re trying to make money not make a smaller population of their research segment feel better

get an ad blocker you goon

listen dude. i’m here for the irony. and if i can’t enjoy the irony of a bunch of people in charge that vehemently oppose gun control getting shot up, then i don’t want to be here anymore.

i think it’s his wife