jacquescampbell
JaqcuesCampbell
jacquescampbell

this is so so so so good. in true jalop fashion i must ask - is this a noble in the picture next to the 430?

you new here?

you forgot: “why’m i reading some rap guy name bullcrap on the mainpage?!!!1!”

you had two sentences to make your point and i still have no fucking clue what you’re trying to say. master race indeed.

yeah that wasn’t a money shot at all. i could cut a piano in half better than that stupid ass robot

well the origin of the mic drop comes from 1980s rap battles in which a rapper would drop the mic after what he and the audience agree is a unanimous victory. usually it’s proceeded by an extremely spicy insult or by some mindblowing information that either wasn’t previously known that the rapper uncovered or further

that’s not what mic drop means dude

pretty sure it would be extremely fuckin loud

dude it’s got like chocolate and cinnamon in it. literally every type of chili is better. it’s just a sweet meat sauce brother

i just had this shit for the first time the other day and it’s the absolute most awful “food a city is famous for” food i’ve ever had. wouldn’t feed it to my dog

it’s good shut up. it’s a v good cheap lager.

right here is where my dick would slide into and out of this pristine porsche:

the heart (and dick) knows what it wants, kristen.

i would fuck this car

guess you’ve never seen a z1 before. significantly smaller in every dimension than the 1 series. but don’t take my word for it

in fairness to parkers everywhere there was only 1 BMW in this photodump and it’s the smallest BMW of the modern era. fits nicely

please refer to any foxtrot alpha blog where the trump crowd absolutely piles on tyrell for things like “having a rapper name.” makes me want to barf.

is the reason Tyrell didn’t post this some sort of a social experiment? because the racism would have been so bad.

honestly i don’t care how you feel about either one of them. if you think katy perry is better than taylor swift at music you’re a complete fucking idiot

it’s absolutely hilarious that as the wheels fall off the wagon for your beloved president you maintain your allegiance. dissent is patriotic, man.