but then, as with the aforementioned phone battery packs like Mophie, people would just keep them on their car at all times. when your external battery started to die, you’d just go grab another one and you’d never go to a supercharging station because you could just drag a battery around until you got home and used…

the distance that this joke went over your head stretches the laws of physics. light cannot actually catch the joke. it’s actually defining the edge of the universe it’s so high above your head.

omg this made me snort on a conference call. also there are a shocking amount of comments that don’t get the joke.

Torch it appears you’ve missed the real story from Caresto:

cums in pants

yeah i don’t get that. he was jalopnik’s chris harris for less than a year no? /Drive’s chris harris.

women can do whatever they want. i’m particularly inclined to believe that, should one receive proper funding, a woman could bring it to the boys out on the grand prix. that said, let’s not pretend for one second that drag racing is even remotely comparable in terms of skill. i’m sure it’s tough and performing at the…

except for whatever the fuck is going on w/ that A-pillar this is a pretty good looking car.

why doesn’t anyone ever say it?

speaking of limp-wristed throws from our euro breathren: my buddy’s grandfather was born in america but once removed from dutch descent. so when WWII comes about, he goes and signs up for the dutch army and gets on the first boat for europe. he’d never been to europe, and was quite an american fella: played baseball…

occaisionally i fart and can smell it the instant it comes outta my ass. i know you guys have experienced this before. thus: the answer is the speed of light. farts travel at the speed of light

wow that’s a good answer thanks. probably some next level translation happening there. i could imagine a pilot sitting in an ejaculation seat and wondering wtf he was doing there.

yo tyler. quick question. probably the last you’ll ever answer for me, so godspeed if you don’t. anyways, you mentioned that syria is basically a big sales showcase for russian weaponry. my understanding is that english is the “official” language of aviation and war stuff, but obviously russians build their war…

Is it because other hypercars aren’t quad charged to hell that they can’t make speed run attempts here? I mean i thought the only reason we don’t find out other cars could go this fast was because they couldn’t get on Ehra Lessien. I understand if the reason is because this thing can get to 150 in like 6 seconds due…

this is a fucking conspiracy!

Russia: atrocious human rights record, manual saver

let us pray

looks like that guy lost a lot of important papers that were in his trunk. that was probably super inconvenient for him.

oh HAI!

i think the most annoying part is the $172k. judging by the headlights it’s a later model, but of the previous generation, also as evidenced by the whatever-the-fuck they’re called color thingies on the side. at most it’s $110k if it has respectable milage and service history.