you root for the crash.

am i the only one who found this impossibly lame?

you just went balls nutz on this dumb comment.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=f.o.d.

objet* d’art

She*. Marillyn Hewson is a she

so you’re saying that every jalopnik article about a foiled robbery should have a paragraph dedicated to commending the police officer on diffusing the situation properly? i dunno about that. i understand that internally, officers should be commended. this cop did a hell of a job and i don’t think jalopnik’s…

no there really isn’t. this is akin to the much-hated “participation award.” if you’re a cop out there doing your job, accolades will follow. you don’t need an article written about how great you are every time you write a speeding ticket, or even thwart an armed robbery. that’s just your job.

tell me which sounds better: “here’s a raise for not shooting anyone.” or “here’s a service award for outstanding work in the field.”

there’s no point in congratulating someone for doing their job properly. idiot.

i am an adult doing my work from home job and i just stopped literally everything i was doing and held the right button down for 2 minutes on channel 314 to get to 11pm EST on Thursday so that i could hit record and then set two alarms to remind me that i was both recording it and would have it recorded for future…

*applies pile of paper towels to front of pants*

obvious answer is obvious. i’m looking for numbers here. i honestly think with these indy aero packages that they’re probably faster around a lot of courses.

holy shit that west f1 livery holy shit.

question: what would the time differential be between an F1 car and an Indy car on a road course like this?

comment of the weekend

justin why in the heck am i in the grays? did i do something wrong?

can editors get COTD?

i literally have this same justin tuck story but after graduation in the hamptons

@jalopnik did i seriously get fucking grayed? wtf?