why doesn’t anyone ever say it?

speaking of limp-wristed throws from our euro breathren: my buddy’s grandfather was born in america but once removed from dutch descent. so when WWII comes about, he goes and signs up for the dutch army and gets on the first boat for europe. he’d never been to europe, and was quite an american fella: played baseball…

occaisionally i fart and can smell it the instant it comes outta my ass. i know you guys have experienced this before. thus: the answer is the speed of light. farts travel at the speed of light

wow that’s a good answer thanks. probably some next level translation happening there. i could imagine a pilot sitting in an ejaculation seat and wondering wtf he was doing there.

yo tyler. quick question. probably the last you’ll ever answer for me, so godspeed if you don’t. anyways, you mentioned that syria is basically a big sales showcase for russian weaponry. my understanding is that english is the “official” language of aviation and war stuff, but obviously russians build their war…

Is it because other hypercars aren’t quad charged to hell that they can’t make speed run attempts here? I mean i thought the only reason we don’t find out other cars could go this fast was because they couldn’t get on Ehra Lessien. I understand if the reason is because this thing can get to 150 in like 6 seconds due…

this is a fucking conspiracy!

Russia: atrocious human rights record, manual saver

let us pray

looks like that guy lost a lot of important papers that were in his trunk. that was probably super inconvenient for him.

oh HAI!

i think the most annoying part is the $172k. judging by the headlights it’s a later model, but of the previous generation, also as evidenced by the whatever-the-fuck they’re called color thingies on the side. at most it’s $110k if it has respectable milage and service history.

you root for the crash.

am i the only one who found this impossibly lame?

you just went balls nutz on this dumb comment.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=f.o.d.

objet* d’art

She*. Marillyn Hewson is a she

so you’re saying that every jalopnik article about a foiled robbery should have a paragraph dedicated to commending the police officer on diffusing the situation properly? i dunno about that. i understand that internally, officers should be commended. this cop did a hell of a job and i don’t think jalopnik’s…

no there really isn’t. this is akin to the much-hated “participation award.” if you’re a cop out there doing your job, accolades will follow. you don’t need an article written about how great you are every time you write a speeding ticket, or even thwart an armed robbery. that’s just your job.