tell me which sounds better: “here’s a raise for not shooting anyone.” or “here’s a service award for outstanding work in the field.”

there’s no point in congratulating someone for doing their job properly. idiot.

i am an adult doing my work from home job and i just stopped literally everything i was doing and held the right button down for 2 minutes on channel 314 to get to 11pm EST on Thursday so that i could hit record and then set two alarms to remind me that i was both recording it and would have it recorded for future…

*applies pile of paper towels to front of pants*

obvious answer is obvious. i’m looking for numbers here. i honestly think with these indy aero packages that they’re probably faster around a lot of courses.

holy shit that west f1 livery holy shit.

question: what would the time differential be between an F1 car and an Indy car on a road course like this?

comment of the weekend

justin why in the heck am i in the grays? did i do something wrong?

can editors get COTD?

i literally have this same justin tuck story but after graduation in the hamptons

@jalopnik did i seriously get fucking grayed? wtf?

we’re also at a crux in the automotive world. automation isn’t comparable to automatics being preferred by rich people, or 8 cylinders being better for x use case, or mid engined cares being better racers (discovered in 1959 i mean come on.) automation is something different. people who buy automated cars buy BIG…

this looks like the faraday future concept in that they have a similar design and it’s shitty.

gymkhana has officially become gay in both the “lame” sense of the word and in the sense that men fellate themselves to other men in it’s context.

cums, audibly

few thoughts:

can we, as a collective, agree to just stop posting about mansory? this is like the 10th post in a month, and it’s all v. much upsetting. until they mansory a saturn i really don’t think we need anymore on the front page. thoughts?

don’t forget the NSX headlights

fucking outstanding. lolled.