Hey, you forgot to do the New Bee-

Absolutely. That's what full-face helmets and weatherproof clothes are for, right?

East Germany provided some rather interesting and hilarious information concerning its state cars. Apparently, neither the Trabant nor the Wartburg were deemed suitable for state use (who knew that a government official would be nervous riding around in a car made of cotton?), so they relied partly on stretched…

They seemed extremely impressed by the quality of services and the overall efficiency/cleanliness of the city (not to mention the relatively polite demeanor of the people living and working there.) Everything just seemed well thought-out and planned to them (the IT infrastructure impresses me in particular.) Plus, an…

My parents went to the qualifying for that race — that was one of the main impressions they took away from it, along with the feeling that Singapore lives firmly about 20 years in to the future.

Excellent rant. I particularly enjoyed the use of the "dick canoe" term. Something new for my bad language repertoire.

*sigh* I hate Kinja.

One more moon-puncher to mention... Vash the Stampede (with the help of a Knives-built handgun) blasted a hole in the the Fifth Moon, single-handed.

I recall going to a Miata club meeting a couple of weeks after I sold my little '91. One of my friends asked where the car was, and I (sobbingly) explained to him that I had let go of the car just recently. Upon overhearing our conversation, a lady walked up to me and said, "I bet the last thing you did when you sold…

I can't speak for other people's cars, but the best sub-$1K upgrade for my '09 Miata would be bigger anti-sway bars (the Touring already has Bilstein shocks, Bridgestone RE050A tires and an LSD.) Honestly, the car has more grip than it knows what to do with, so reducing some of that body-roll would be the first thing…

Sassy.

"...would you take it over one of every new car on the lot?"

Absolutely freakin' crazy. However, if this still isn't enough for you(!) and you're looking for an even more batshit turn-it-to-eleven way of killing yourself to death, may I suggest jet sprint boats. This is a PPRE-built quad-rotor sprint boat run by Peter Hujis.

Because they couldn't find a bullhorn.

Agreed, your titles definitely have more um... sparkle to them. :)

Shop dog is not impressed.

My '09 Miata sez "Hi!"

Frighteningly, someone's already thought of that.

"Hey Tony, I noticed you seem to be grabbin' the butt of everyone's woman here, 'cept one."

*sigh* T'is sadly true.