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I think the answer is that they have a lot of people to tackle a single car and they were very well-versed on the dis-assembly procedure for the 626. It was almost certainly planned and practiced beforehand.

Yeah, they were prepared to receive the car before they took it. Unfortunately, such organized theft rings were/are quite common in Trinidad — the cops knew exactly where to look for the car, but it was still too late.

This happened to a lovely Mazda 626 my parents had. The thieves jumped in the car while my Mom was opening our front gate. The police found the car only 1/2 an hour later — all that was left was the frame with a power steering actuator attached. Everything else was gone.

Absolutely, I'm sure that if I started taking my clothes off in a club, lots of people would pay me...

"Oooh, I'mma gonna git me a birdie — ahfuckitIgiveup."

Thank you! I shall wear the award with pride.

"Here we see the fascinating result of over-exertion in one of the larger automotive fauna. This larger species, the Transporticus Biggulpogasamus has, in its enthusiasm, pushed its large and corpulent body beyond the limits normally prescribed for an animal of this size. As a result, the creature must now endure a

Actually (and I don't know how this varies from state to state), in some places, if you reach a certain level of proficiency in martial arts, you have to register with the police, as your hands are considered deadly weapons. This was the reason why my spouse stopped hapkiko/taekwondo training at a brown belt. I was

Indeed, it's an ugly word (interesting that it was made infamous by Rush Limbaugh.) However, given that Violette was certainly a feminist (which I applaud her for) and also a Nazi (which I don't), this might be the only time in history where the term "Feminazi" could arguably be correct.

Interesting read on what might be construed as the first recorded instance of the Feminazi.

After reading this article, a young aspiring porn star knew what he wanted his new stage name to be — after all, Quarter Mile Long just wasn't getting him the attention he needed.

Given that my car is a manual, I'd probably walk to end of the driveway, calmly tell the thief to get out, then proceed to beat the shit out of him.

Sadly, despite repeated efforts to have it included, the test which involved measuring the revulsion level of subjects consuming juice out of a shared tumbler were excluded from the final results — the researchers concluded that despite the excellent results, the titled "Two Girls One Cup" graph would have raised more

*side-eye*

/cheating

HA! Excellent.

I can't wait to hear Jezebel's take on this one. It'll probably break down into 90% outrage and 10% discussions on sex toys.

Just remember to have bigger naws bottles than your opponent. Failing that, a group of guys on bikes with guns to shoot at the other drivers when they go past.

That's Sarah Wynter playing Talia Elsworth on the 2000 flick The 6th Day.