Is it strange that the first (ok, the second or third) thing I thought when I saw this was "what a peculiar color for a tree"?

"Kind of takes the fun out of being alive, doesn't it?"

I know that feeling. I write for Oyster Monthly and I've traveled around and met so many vendors, most of whom were more than willing to let me dip my feet in —literally — and sample their wares directly. No hassle. This last company was terrible. Just because their Himayalan-run farms have developed a reputation with…

Ferrucio: "Why don't you try a test drive of our boobies instead? They may not be quite as perky but they're definitely bigger, with a skimpier top to boot. We just ask that you don't motorboat them too vigorously, please."

In case you're curious as to why she was not charged, take a gander at Wikipedia's entry concerning juvie court:

A whole second? That must be a new record in hesitation from you! :)

Ferrari is caught staring at her butt. The perv.

Ha! Great minds and all that.

Silly plane, will you ever learn?

That last picture... he looks completely tuckered out, after enjoying such a helluva day.

Crack Pipe to the maximum. This car offends every aspect of my electoral sensibilities.

The Huger Games — The unreleased sequel to the Biggest Loser

If I could still promote this, I would (I hope a simple h-click will suffice.) Well said.

"Hello?"

TL;DR: Travis thinks Mondeo's looks are golden, showers it with praise.

Bah, whoops, I was going by (poor) memory on the weight of the current model — for some reason I recalled it as close to 2600lbs. Honestly, I really don't consider the Miata's gradual weight gain to be a major issue — my '09 has 167HP, which is more than enough to scoot it along quite well. And as you pointed out, the…

As the current owner of an '09 NC (and the previous owner of a '91 NA), I can understand the specific faults which Chris Harris alludes to. Yes, the car isn't as precise as say a Lotus Elise (although the fact that you can even compare it to an Elise at all is something of a feat) and there is more body roll than I…

Relational moral of the story: Even on a wedding day, after driving it long and hard, sometimes you need to just get down there and show that little pussy some love. Everyone will be happier for it.

"As I'm typing this, I'm realizing how much temperature control seems to be involved with having a child."

Because Valentino espouses one, and who am I to argue with him?