Pfft. This is a girl having fun in a sideways-car.

"Ain't nobody givin' out speeding tickets here except me. Imma make you wish you hadn't pulled 'em over here!"

Silky.

"Damnit, someone's trying to steal my car — waitaminute. It's that f**king bird again."

Yup — spiders have a strange attraction to modern Mazdas. I'm constantly having to shoo them off both our Miata and RX-8. I'm pretty sure it's not color-related, as one car is red and the other black. Strangely, it appears to be only one species of spider which retains this interest in the cars.

I do miss my old '91 NA terribly (although the '09 is a wonderful car to have.) Yes, those flip lights are freakin' addicting!

"It is, and will still be the queen."

This surgery deal is getting worse all the time.

I can forgive any country which gave us Jewel Staite.

Welcome, Micki (can we call you Micki?) We hope you enjoy it at the Jalop — do be warned though, some of our commenters (including me, probably) are a bit... off. :)

Lovely housepaint job. I think I can see the roller marks on the hood.

I recommend the Lucid brand — it's essentially the same recipe perfected by T.A. Breaux in the Combiers distillery and licensed for production in the US (unfortunately, it's still illegal to bring real Combiers absinthe through Customs, I think.) In fact, Lucid was the first absinthe brand to be readmitted into the US…

Lohan: Hi, I need a Porsche for the day.

Courtesy of Dubai, of course.

A little long at 37 seconds, but I think it illustrates the concept of oversteer and hard launching in rallies well.

Tee hee.

19 seconds. The noise. OH LORDY, THE NOISE.

Hah, the rear spoiler on the Reva Zephyr: The very definition of blissful optimism.

Why didn't you turn? Because racecar, yo.

Honestly, this one is kinda of tough for me. $135K is way over the top, but this isn't exactly an ordinary 'stang. Those 45 cars were Ford-commissioned and built specifically to honor Iacocca, and the quality of work is top-notch (it's not a hack job for sure.) It's a pity that the supercharger wasn't included (I…