jacquelinealbright
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jacquelinealbright

Can I comment on this? Or will it ruin your lasty-vibes?

Yesiree. I'm feeling generous today.

"Wow, nice Atom."

Hey now, don't blame the SLS driver. He obviously braked early because he didn't want to spill his flaming cocktail.

Damned colonists. I'm taking my Deci-shitloads of awesome and leaving.

I've always been inclined towards the "metric fuckton" measurement myself. Rolls off the tongue more readily.

IIRC, since it was just a warning, his record should remain unblemished. Unless my understanding of traffic laws is flawed.

Spent big bucks.

Man, some tough comedic competition in the Ferrari-flambe story today. Much laffs were had by all (except, perhaps, a certain Aveo-driver.)

Damnit. Well, at least I thank my stars that there's no way the seller will be able to get that pile of shit running, so I don't have to put up with it when I'm out on the road.

Gawd what an epic pile of.... waitaminute....

bloodninja: hey baby, you wanna cyber?

The hilarious thing is, with all this kerfuffle and the name-calling, I doubt many people will even remember what the media agency was originally trying to sell.

There's an art to eking out the issue. You have to ask oblique questions if the obvious ones don't work.

How about a compromise? Ban him until oh say, his 30th birthday. If you want to be mean, his 40th birthday.

"Oh, that's where I left it. Anyone got my keys?"

And now, a little schadenfreude...

They are indeed fine. Finely minced.

Very nice. Incidentally, can anyone spot me an airfare from Dubai? A bunch of thugs jumped me and took my car and wallet.