Since I can't reply to your post, Spiegs (damn you, Nibbles) here we go:

Thank you $kaycog! As you might have noticed, I have managed to engender (en-gender? Get it?) as much confusion about exactly what am as when I first won COTD. I appreciate your contributions to this effort. :D

Tee-hee. She hasn't, it's running joke for us.

I thought so too. I'll have to ask and check.

I'll be sure to let him know. :)

Hahaha! I thought that was what you wanted to ask. Technically yes, but I kind of like staying gender-neutral to keep people confused. You can leave it as-is if you please.

I just got back in and discovered the win. Thanks! What do you need answered?

Holy Sheet, I won COTD! Thanks a bunch everyone ('specially you, Geisty.)

T-boned.

I imagine an RX-8 R3, driven by a feisty blonde mechanic (ala Winry Rockbell from FullMetall Alchemist), bouncing around the world and saving lost rotaries from oblivion.

That's the strangest reverse-Polish notation I've ever seen.

The only way I could see this being topped is if the prankster came home and heard this from Cal:

Hi! :) *waves*

Yup, she's in it to win it.

Clear heels.

Fuck yes. My '09 Miata threw a CEL because of the gas cap. The cap wound up having to be replaced the first time. I think the real issue with the gas filler neck — a bunch of Miata owners had to have the filler necks replaced under warranty. The second time it threw the code, I just retightened the cap and had…

Hey, I ain't arguing here... I consider Pagani Automobili Italian too (it is based near Modena, after all), even if Horacio is from Argentina.

Actually, Ravey Mayvey Slurpee beat me to it, but he didn't post a picture like I did. :)

He's from Argentina, actually.

Man, this is making me nostalgic for my old slot car set. Anyone else ever used Aurora AFX? Amazing how much tech they used to cram onto the cars (disc brakes, working lights, timing blocks, hop-up kits, etc.)