That's an easy answer.

"You have done well, Lord Wertar. And now I sense that you wish to continue your search for a replacement for Tiddlewinks."

"Wow, I can't believe I was able to pick up this car! Never mind that I'll probably never get it registered, it's just too cool! I can't wait to show it to the guys!"

A silly name, but Mazda's i-ELOOP is pretty cool. No heavy batteries required, just a big-ass capacitor.

Found another one. My eyes keeping trying to come to terms with the weird landing angle, and just... can't.

Yes! I remember walking through MOMA and spotting those. It totally made my day. :)

Well sa- -hey, you're still around! I thought you had abandoned us Jalops. :)

Oh, my.

"The Bat Of Felix."

Aw, poor Vinny. May he be 4-wheelin' in whatever pasture in doggie heaven there is.

This is going to cause a bunch of people to miss their Thanksgiving turkeys.

I don't medicate much with Vitamin T... too many ugly side-effects.

Hey, I just popped a multivitamin yesterday... that must be why I woke up in this strange bed. Yeah!

15 seconds... I admire your honestly. Most would claim a full 30 seconds, but we all know that no mere man can handle much more than 8 seconds of riding the Jenny.

A Dragon Wagon wrecker would be a fun ride to work in the mornings, although the 4mpg might get a bit tiring on the wallet.

Actually, you don't need smooth ground since it's a hovercraft. In fact, that's how the idea in PM was spawned — as a way to get fighter aircraft off the ground when their runways were bombed.

Here's one I saw in Popular Mechanics some years back:

The unintended crash test.

2nd gear:

"Lemme check... OK, I see a space... Yep. Confirmed. It's dragon-able."