"Why yes, sammich-bitch, I think I will have some Grey Poupon on my salmon hoagie."

Living in a part of the US that is absolutely swarming with lifted pickup trucks, I have developed an almost irrational hatred of the damned things. Crack Pipe to the end — you couldn't pay me to take this thing.

Come now, Matt. If your Mom actually does buy an Escape, there will be one inevitable outcome...

"Signal? WTF is that?"

Congratulations on your first um, drive Scott.

Every time I see one of those, I totally expect to be bashed over the head by the Blair Witch.

Hah, we have one in New Orleans (I forget where)... you can tell who's visiting the city, because they circle the roundabout at least a couple of times, wondering how to get out of it.

Same here... I was actually honked at by some lady in an Avalon because I entered without stopping, while she sat there wondering what the Yield sign was for.

Here in the US (at least where I live), people seem to be perpetually confused as to how to enter and use these.

Yeah, his comment didn't make much sense to me either. I guess he's just mad that Wert used his words in an article without asking him first (Scorpio's comment answers that, though.) Also, it seems like the members on VWVortex don't have a very high opinion of Jalopnik either.

Oh dear, the original VWVortex poster isn't too happy about this article...

HE EVEN LET ME HOON THE VETTE WHILE HE WAS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

"Welcome back to our design center Mr. Wer-"

Sheepo's got some really amazing car models. Besides the Lego Porsche, he built a really nice model of a Mark 1 Mini Cooper. His attention to detail is amazing. For example:

Lego's own design, the Unimog U400 is pretty damned detailed. From what I can remember playing around with mine:

4th gear: First Seems like everyone is taking aim at the Miata. Which I can't complain about.

Have a heart-click for a most informative rebuttal. This has easily been one of most educational threads I've read all day.

I wondered what that odor was. I had assumed that it was just the seasoning.

Man, this post gave me Cancer. If we had been so bold back in my may, they'd have Taurus a new one. I'm sure the LEOs will catch up to you soon, though.

Yes, mistress. As you wish. I shall assume the position of um, repentance and eagerl-sorry, I mean, regretfully await your punishment.