Empirical evidence suggests this hypothesis to be true.

Well, I considered his Jalop credentials for keeping such lovely cars in good condition, not to mention actually driving them. From the Top Gear website:

Ralph Lauren springs to mind. Just his collection of Ferraris is amazing, never mind that he owns one of the few Bugatti Type 57 Atlantics in the world. Good car taste, that man has it.

May I recommend one of our very own... James Glickenhaus. Yes, he's a movie producer/director.

You? Impolite? Never! That's udderly ridiculous.

How nice of you to steer the topic down a polite path.

I've had Dr. Runningwolf's classes before. While his ancient cultural studies class is a bit of a snore-fest, his seminar on the Socio-Economic Impact of Errant Wal-Mart Shopping Carts (sponsored by Target) was a fascinating listen.

Good God, I don't think I could handle that kind of insanity. It took me forever to get used to the craziness here. I think I was lost 2 or three times on the same street in one evening when I first moved to Lafayette. I'd probably wind up in Brazil trying to navigate DC streets.

HAH! I had the pleasure of going to a conference in ATL a couple years ago and found that out first-hand. WTF possessed me to rent a car there, I will never know (and it was a Sebring too, double-trouble.)

Lafayette Louisiana, actually.

At least D.C.'s roads weren't designed like the ones in my town — local lore suggests they were made to follow waterways and cow paths. As you can guess, it makes for some um, interesting navigation at times. You'd think that with a French name like Lafayette that we'd at least take a couple hints from Parisian…

Gawd, that was brilliant. Your one-liner skills rival Ash and Alfisted.

For these gents, I think a little of both. 15 minutes with the wasps, then 30 minutes with the WASPs, for no other reason than to hear the car thieves begging to have the insects stuffed in their underpants again.

To the thieves that stole this car: May you wake up with a million furious wasps in your underpants.

*sigh* Re-read the comment from the Jalopnik side and you'll see my post-comment explanation.

gamertag: IHaveNoXbox

Little-known fact: Monrovian sailors are often wont to creating new dance steps on the bridge to pass the time during long voyages.

And in one of the stranger turn of events, a situation created by a Chevrolet required the intervention of a Dodge.

I was four minutes late. Spent too long thinking up a good punchline.

No cupholders?! What kinda police vehicle is this?!