Alternate pizza orders def are ignoring his point... Please continue!

Don’t bring cognac to a bbq unless asked. You will look like you’re basing it on a stereotype. Bring bourbon or piggy-backing off what was already a more obscure brand of a popular spirit. Think Michter’s or Hangar One, not sake or ouzo.

Feel free to expand this to “critters.” A raccoon will fuck you up. Who knows which spiders are poisonous and which ones aren’t on the spot? No one. Who knows they don’t want to get bit or stung by shit? Everyone. Fuck all rodents, bugs, and arachnids (except daddy long legs) as a staff, record label, and crew. And if…