New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

I mean he’s from St. Louis. Statistically, he’s racist.

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

They took the air out of the ball and went conservative too early. This one is on the head coach.

Huh in addition to that screw up, Comstock actually announced she wasn’t going to vote for the bill this afternoon before it was pulled.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

To say that his father is an asshole is a serious understatement. He reeks of Bobby Knight.

I love that this is the archetype conservatives point at when calling liberals weak, but there has been this constant droning refrain since November 9 that “we voted for an incompetent bigot because your liberal condescension hurt my feewings”

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Yep, that tells me all I need to know

I’m spending Thanksgiving working in a Pediatric Cardiac ICU. It’s not as sad as that probably sounds, but it will put things in perspective in a hurry.

Counterpoint: sometimes it’s reassuring when the teams you’re expecting to lose meet expectations.

so, “is a cubs fan”

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

You traveled about 15 steps there at the end, but I’ll allow it because fuck the Kincks.

4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

I’m not volunteering to actually run but I may be able to drive very slowly while high behind an RV for a nominal fee.