sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

I love this:

I fucking hate everyone involved here.

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

God, he’s so smart. I fucking hate what he did for the Sox (Yankees fan here). He’s like Bellichick and Poppovich all rolled into one, and what’s more his personality is FAR closer to Popp than Bellichick so I can’t even hate him.

He has a wife, you know!

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?

Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

Vlade Divac would like a word, but he tripped over nothing on his way to you and is going to be rolling around on the floor for a good ten minutes. Sit tight.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

Warning, such a diet is known to cause severe balance and pain response issues, you will tip over at the slightest brush from another person and writhe in pain on the ground for an inordinate amount of time until someone blows a whistle for you.

An old-school refrigerator?

Basically, the same places one might go in the event of a tornado.

50/50 on whether or not he is joking

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

“Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess”

Well once you rule out the impossible...

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper

Am I missing something here? The guy set the autopilot and bailed / jumped / fell out. Plane ran out of gas. Everything seems explained on how the plane ended up in the snow.