On one hand, KC was down their #1 quarterback, #1 and #2 running backs, and #1 receiver, so the only remaining playmaker getting himself ejected in a game that wasn’t out of reach was incredibly dumb. And it’s going to open him up to lots of hot takes about his selfishness and attention-seeking because that sort of…

Kelce: [mutters insult]

Kelce was in the wrong, but you know what? The refs are quick to throw their flags for bad words and frustration towel tosses but NOT ACTUAL POTENTIAL INJURY PLAYS.

aka “first”

No. More like do exactly what the designers recommend during the break-in period.

Though the District did retroactively give the Ownership group some tax breaks because, unlike so many other team owners, they really did put up their own money and the <strike>MCI</strike> Verizon Center really was a stadium that acted as an anchor for genuine Urban Renewal (like, it really did develop really nicely…

I’m just pissed that he ruined the Simpsons recording classic “Do The Bartman”

Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.

Remember Mark Grace? He was pretty good in that “we were dumb in the 80's and were ok with a slick fielding 1B who hit 6 HR a year” sense.

Ok, I’ll star this last one, but no more “old Cubs fan, twist ending story”, OK?

I don’t think the team itself did anything to Bartman. It was the fans and sports radio jackasses that went after the poor guy.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

“Joe, I’ve assembled a can’t-lose roster.”

In 2001, I said to my dad (like me, a lifelong Red Sox fan), “I guess with all that happened this year, you have to root for the Yankees in the World Series.”

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

this might be the first call of duty in years where the campaign is more interesting than the multiplayer.

Packers fan here. I own a Tony Mandarich and a Mark Chmura. After those two, I made a promise to myself to be done buying jerseys.

You’ve got it.

This is an ironic article being that Uber wouldn’t even exist today in most cities if it wasn’t for the greedy and controlling cab unions.