Will he grow the chin strap though?

I have the weirdest boner

I wish I could add audio to a gif. Peter Boyle’s voice would perfect this one.

FINALLY

just so you know, i get the joke.

“You use that ‘shin’ of yours and I’ll comea runnin!”

Chewy should’ve shown up as a ketchup bottle.

Han used ketchup first!

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

I can make a Kessel Dog with 12 parsecs of Mustard.

Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

Still milder than the spikes that Darren Sharper dished out.

Last year I was Misty and my husband was Ash (which led to me sewing Ash’s jacket the day of a Halloween party even though I’m not very good or fast at sewing).

Cheating this year. Reusing an old costume to make the kids smile. Two years of work put into this baby with lots of help from talented friends.