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The NFL: so shitty that the KGB is only the second worst organization to use a Shield

Is it with or without pay?

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

Do we not live in a blessed time where we have recovered from the prequels so much that tabletop SW Rpgs are cool enough that they are sold at Toys R Us?

Getting killed or maimed, while slightly more common in football, is also spectacularly rare in the sport.

(10-8) in games in which a receiver caught a touchdown pass from the quarterback,

His future on talk radio is BRIGHT

Steve Smith’s of Fuck, Marry, Kill sounds way more interesting.

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.

The Seahawks covered the 14.5 point spread by 11.5 points while the under of 43 still covered by 17. It boggles the mind.

Well on the positive side Cutler wasn’t able to throw a pick 6 in this game.

How nice of the Pope to stick his head in the cockpit and shake the hands of the pilots before he takes his seat. The guy who usually flies in that thing often does not return the salute of the Marine at the base of the stairs, as is customary.

I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight - not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper.

Another story about a high school player assaulting a ref? When will it end?!

Texas HS football players have enlisted special teams in their war against the refs.

The stars to letters ratio of this post may never be topped

Yes

There was a mythbusters or something with Drew Brees where they put him against an olympic archer for accuracy... and he WHOOPED the archer's ass. It was amazing.

(To be clear, Brees was throwing footballs, the archer was shooting arrows.)