Gosh, it’s almost like a middle-class family from Indiana would support the person they thought would allow them to keep more of their own money and seemed to be more in touch with the common person than an old bat who had no idea where Wisconsin was (apparently).

Sounds like he can say whatever the fuck he wants.

I’m glad my list of black friends doesn’t include Michael Harriot.

I’ll get back to you when bias is out of the media.

I look forward to seeing Dook continue to pile on talent and win exactly jack shit.

Jesus, that was gay.

I was never aware finding butt-hurt in everything could be a full-time job.

Came for the stupidity. Wasn’t disappointed.

If you don’t love Hiram, you’re just wrong.

You should feel bad and you probably should be fired.

*Inserts picture of OJ*

So, don’t steal a goddamn van.

I had to completely cut out caffeine. It was giving me heart palpitations. Mtn. Dew was, anyway.

This is completely different than what I read on USAToday.

Anything would taste good with enough butter, cheese, and cream in it.

It’s called the real world, dipshits. Hope and change are for daydreamers. Get with the program.

He looks like any other asshole that went to Duke.

I live in rural Western North Carolina, in those aforementioned Appalachian Mountains. This asshole probably called them the “App-a-lay-shuns.” Please, PLEASE, go back from whence you came.

Remember, it’s ok to support women, as long as they’re liberals.

Salt, worchestershire. Tha’ts it. Don’t use lean beef. Don’t assault the meat before making patties.