Well, he DID deliver something.

Nice to see the fellating will never cease.

We live in a republic, shit bird.

Pretty sure the main character is THE SHIVA

“Of course, this isn’t how capitalism is supposed to work.”

Keep trying, you catty bitches.

It’s Myrtle Beach. You KNOW it’s for something totally filthy or at least that what my brain says.

“I’m pretty sure what dad was trying to say, in a limited, male perspective, is that a lot of avenues are open to women now that weren’t.”

In all fairness, he fucking sucks.

I set my finances when I was making $40k a year. Mortgage, car price, etc. Now that I make more, the rest is just cherry.

GO GET ‘EM DEATHBLOW!

Dips. You don’t chew snuff.

The same goddamn reason Winston Cup sucks without Rockingham and North Wilkesboro.

It’s clearly stated in their rules. Get the fuck over it.

So...if TORNADO SIRENS are going off, you need more warning than that?

I used to eat crunchy PB, then I became an adult.

I dig a PB&(strawberry)J with banana.

Did Lou Gehrig get it from playing football too?

Oh, NC State. Never stop Stating.

I didn’t cut the cord. I just stopped watching because it ISN’T ANY GOOD.