Lars throwing that ball was amazing.

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS BORING.

Kunasek: King.

Those women....made me want to slit my wrists. Can’t they just enjoy the chaos in peace and fucking quiet?

Always makes me proud to be a Chiefs fan.

Dealing with those shitbirds in any capacity is unfortunate.

FACK YOU ITS JACK-O!

CONDOMS IS FOR TEENAGERS.

ShitBricken is a real downer, and Maddie runs around like her hair is on fire. It gets old.

You wonderful bastard.

My wife told me what she wanted. I found a $15000 ring for $3000.

Lives in Philly and is a Dallas fan. The first email from the biggest cocksucker. Props.

Best comment.

My first authentic MLB hat was a Mariners lid. It was never worn properly.

A February NBA game in NC. Good luck making anyone give a shit during CBB season.

Thats Drew Magary.

Sounds like they had their skulls crushed in previously since they couldn’t think of better ring monikers. DURRR WE’RE BOTH CYBORGS

Nor are they from NC.

Next on the list: NC School for the Deaf.

I’m 34. Super Bowl XXIII.