I hear shes good at stopping penetration.

He's close, but no.

Hes a badass, and he prepares. Case closed.

He might be a douche, but he prepares. Talent only takes you so far.

Probably a reason why he's the best defensive player in the league. So, maybe he has a point.

Well, that just makes me sick...no matter how many universities do it.

2. Apparently not (so far)

Thats ok. Golson may cheat, but at least he doesn't rape and steal.

Probably better to read this than Drews take on BIG WINTHROP, as hilarious as that would be.

I'd like to think that Johnsons version is accurate. I would also believe that any female knows more about football than ol' Double J.

Ok, lets re-examine what hyperbole really is. You made it sound like this was the Zapruder film.

Could also have something to do with an aggressive hurry up offense and Golson with 75 turnovers again.

Let's bring back the wardrobe malfunction first.

My fiance knows shit about football, and asked me why Andy fucked up the clock like that (Im a Chiefs fan). I just stared wistfully into space and said "Because thats what he fucking does."

Its so rare to see a Muslim prayer in the end zone after a TD, they probably honestly didnt know what the hell he was doing.

The BIA puts those numbers on our cards. Who knows how they calculated it.

I'm not a mathematician. I'm just saying you get some really weird blood degrees.

There are more problems on reservations with drugs and alcohol and low employment numbers than with mascot names. My reservation is 8 hours from Washington, and its basically a non-issue here. We have more important things to worry about.

Because math? You have two parents, so that makes fractions. If one of them isnt Cherokee, you take half of what your other parent was. If they both are a fraction, you do the proper math to get the right degree. For my tribe (Eastern Band Cherokee), this is done by lineage and verified by the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

Yeah, 1/12th doesnt sound like a lot. However, I like on the Qualla Boundary (Cherokee Indian Reservation) in Cherokee, NC, and the blood quantum necessary for enrollment is 1/16th. Myself, I am 1/8th. So...thats a bullshit reference.