thank. god. its. francine?

i too was puckered, that wall came up super fast.

sexier, i do feel more manly,

nothing that a little rice and some silica baggies cant fix.... maybe pack it full of CLEAN baby diapers for a few weeks, it'll be fine.

so you're saying, the keys, are like the steering wheel for the laptop....?

a vacation and an oil change!

the ring usually goes on the penis

sing little sparrow, sing............... damn sexy

soooo, what you're saying is "they can just shut that whole thing down"?

popular mechanics answers this question quite well

maybe the best thing on the internet this morning.

muahahahhaahha puny humon

upon further inspection, you are right, is there any video of it?

mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm

but, what is a slush mat?

FOR ANYONE WHO IS DUMB ENOUGH TO DO THIS:

best. ski. lift. ever.

and i'll raise you a corona

when will they be given away as some sort of door prize? because thats the only way im getting one...

who's coming with me.....i cant drive 2 cars back to DC all alone....?