I would love to see what you consider funny. But I’m sure you’d have to look it up on wikipedia to make sure it actually was funny before laughing. “Damn! It was grounded in truth but it just didn’t spring organically from the circumstance. Not funny.”

Donald Trump happens on both sides?

Look, I’m going to choose my words carefully since we’re talking about the last days of a dying man. But go back and read his message:

I didn’t say the Seahawks were garbage, but if you say that you’re not a fan (for whatever reason), folks like you get butt hurt.

I moved to Seattle last year from NYC, and if you tell someone in this town that Macklemore is fucking garbage it’s like you shit in their grandmothers mouth and forced her to chew it and spit it directly into their gas tank.
See also: Seahawks