Didn't think that was funny at all.

Shorttask is bogus. I mean, I'm sure it's a real website, but it's bullshit and it's not worth anybody's time.

NZT or MDT?

I don't have a console, I have a pc. So the online aspect is out for reasons that have already been cried about.

That'll be you there.

I won't. That would be like buying crack cocaine on the street corner because you believe in the advances of medicine.

"At the end of the day those are the things that make great movies. Those and characters and whatnot..."

I tried to watch Next. When they said "Russians smuggling nuclear warheads into America" I turned it off.

I think we probably are already doing stupid things to cause our demise. Compared to many other animals, I think we'll have a short run.

If dinosaurs are so smart, then why didn't they just adapt to not need to eat?

Don't be coy. How do you feel about Poland?

Yes. I just want a straight movie. A secret mission to the moon is hokey enough. This movie is literally the only hope I have right now for a decent movie on the horizon. If I get to the end and find out it was all a simulation and the astronauts went crazy, or something, I am going to go on a rampage.

This movie looks more and more terrible every time something comes out.

I can't believe you gave Paycheck and Next a 7 and 6. Even if a 5/10 was a neutral rating, and a 0/10 would mean the movie is the worst movie ever made, a 6 is way too high a score.

Thank you.

Switch the Cancel and Submit buttons.

This isn't about you personally (I have no idea if I've ever read your articles) but I hate eHow.

In America, basically all screws found during repairs are made of soft metals and designed to strip and become useless. And probably a different threading than replacement screws at the hardware store.

This article needs pictures showing common knife grips and the "correct" one.

That was awesome.