I want to laugh...but I want to cry more. The truth is one tough tuber.

This looks terrible. Listen carefully to how they talk to each other. They sound like characters out of a video game or a cartoon.

It will not be the only suck scene. It is a sign that the entire movie will be a disappointment.

When Omar got shot, were like "Whoa no way!" or were you like, "Yes! Finally!"

I am, though.

You're gonna feel like a chump when she leaves you to live on a sailboat and travel up and down the coast of Georgia for the rest of her life. Watching Kathie Heigl movies.

I've considered putting a lamp on a timer, and pointing it in a way that hits the most windows on the car so that when I go outside, the windows are defrosted. This just sounds really dangerous and like more of a hassle than it's worth.

The blockheater is for climates where the motor oil will get so cold it interferes with the motion of the engine and it won't start.

I like the part where it's gray and white.

If it's got a freewheel, it's not a fixed-gear, right? So the fixie mention is just for SEO right?

And the scene with Luke and Biggs talking about joining the rebellion is just terrible. Awful.

The Mark Hamill impression of George Lucas is hilarious.

@AaronN: No one would ever make it to the penis shot though.

@bdxdwh3: I looked at NetGrocer and they do show prices. And I'm pretty sure that if you sign up for the service, even if you don't use it, it will show you prices before you have to pay for your groceries.

@bdxdwh3: If only there was some way to use the internet to find out. Online grocery stores should look into that whole "internet" thing.

I think we'll just see a deeper divide between big budget movies and the smaller movies. I think eventually, we'll have movies that go beyond direct to video and just go straight on the internet. We'll have TV shows that premier online with half the season available right away.

@jglavin: Fuck yeah.

@Dr. What?: Every few days I see something like this and I'm just shocked that those people are still alive. I mean, it's 2011.

Looks cheap and ugly.