@McMike: I'm betting it was the latter.

@hopp: "And you couldn't bond on an the top. This is just retarded."

@Allegro: $28.

Uh...$28 for something that's okay to throw in the trash?

@cicadymn: Damn. I wouldn't know because as a PC "gamer", I refuse to give up my server browser.

@cicadymn: I don't get it, but jam fuckin' rules. So I approve.

@ninja_togo: Hopefully not until they fix the new format to look like this one.

@mrfiddlestein: Other people have pointed out you can just "choose" the ones you want, but where I live (so I don't know about Canada) it's against the rules (but not the law) to buy them out of sequence, and you can't "return" a scratch-off ticket.

So he found a way to guess that it's a winner with 90% accuracy after scratching everything off? After you've bought the ticket?

@Ryan: Yeah that wouldn't make any sense to call this an "FML." Only a moron would say that getting a $500+ gadget for free is an FML.

@Nicholas Gann: Problem solved. Problem solved. Problem Solved.

@chimusicguy: "Do you like me?

"Subterranean dairy bunker."

@minibeardeath: Google is jealous because they didn't think of mooching Google's search results first?

@Nicholas Gann: Problem solved.

I would like one ticket to the chocolate factory, please.

@Arken: Fuckin' love corn nuts.

@MyNameIsChris: "Mynameischris creepin, yall!"

@DISagreeable: A sandwich someone else makes never tastes better than one I make myself.

What I want to know is why everything that I've ever needed to replace has finer threads than the screws I find at the hardware store.