@icanrun2: That sounds like a problem with the user, which, if they want the dip, they will learn to correct. Or they'll cry and then everyone will have to eat the chip-pocked dip with a fork. In which case, someone needs a forkacho.

This was the biggest "Oh, it's a concept" disappoint ever.

@gerrrg: Plus it makes for really great webcam shows.

This looks really great. I really love it.

@julieannie: Jesus. Well, when they go through jury selection next time maybe they should just ask, "How do you feel about a woman tryin' to get paid?"

I know this may sound cliche or obvious, but how about getting some goddamn women on the jury. Let's hope it goes better this time.

@madisomi: lorem ipsum dolor: I just don't see the benefit.

Did they do this with music piracy? I thought they just picked individuals and sued the shit out of them.

@TheAncient: Yeah. When you see two of these in one day, every day that read Giz, that's when you know it's too much.

@keeder: Primarily they produce bone diseases, but because of the Russian "waste not, want not" mentality, they've been collecting the cancer and selling that too.

@madisomi: lorem ipsum dolor: If only there was some system in place already, or, say, a number of systems, that could measure that.

I put my earbuds in during the commercials and previews. Will this system interpret my actions the way they are intended?

@92BuickLeSabre: It's okay, I get your joke.

"Bad Things That Could Eventually Happen in This Video, You Hope."

@TeslaRecoil: I bet you could call them and work it out. A lot of companies are like that.

@bilingualsuperheroine: That thought makes me wanna get a gallon jar of peanut butter and head straight to the animal shelter.

@d3c509b aka Steve: Wait, the Nick Nolte pic or pix of me taking the Nick Nolte pic?

@Maximillian: I'm sure there's guides out there, but apparently the card's info could be edited to become a "master" card and then you'd have staff access to every room. So, watch out.

@seishino: I am "Relieved" to hear that the "Hooligans" will be "Caught" and "Punished."

@JinxyMcDeath: That's what I get for listening to Mamet over the Coens.