@AkibaLime: The iPod would probably be part of the reason for the separation in the first place.

To be fair, she could have pretended like she could make a call if it was an iPhone too.

@Clancycoop: You think if you saw a horse with hands and breasts that it wouldn't be a little scary?

@Alchemistmerlin: Yeah.

@zakany001: That is hilarious. I bet she hates having a wizard for a father.

@ealexand: "Originally published last year, we wanted to revisit Gina's awesome guide to cracking Wi-Fi WEP passwords for Evil Week."

@GetOutOfBox: Sometimes I'm tempted to do this on YouTube when someone replies, "your dumb"

@baritoneuk: When we refer to the body part here in the US, we say "burrohole."

@drongch: I'm open to hearing what you have to say and having a discussion about it, but I have a policy of ignoring people who take a malicious approach to conversation. I felt something that you said fell under this heading, and if you'd like to try again with a kinder approach, I'd be happy to have a conversation…

Put the games up for sale on Craigslist. Explain that they were stolen from some chump at a party.

@Alchemistmerlin: More like ten bucks.

@luisthebeast: It sounds like the Chinese didn't want a white guy learning science.

A fifth of a second is pretty tight. I think this is neat.

@shazaam42: What I really liked in those videos is when he explains why, even if you are innocent, letting the police search you and question you can't help you in court.

@tchrman35: Yeah. My "landing strip" is my desk. This time around, I'm about two weeks in since the last cleaning, and without making any resolutions or anything, and it's still looking decent. But give it another four or five weeks, and I won't have space to move my computer mouse around.

@leoblaze30: I haven't kept up, but I feel like the technology has outrun the software. You can run the hottest stuff at its limits without having the best system out there. I mean that loosely, of course, I mean I suppose you could try for 500fps.

A lot of the fun of being a PC gamer was building your system and upgrading it. New games were always coming out. New video cards were always coming out. Everything was always getting faster and cleaner and hotter.

@wrackune: Clap clap clap clap.

@Bobly: When I was little, I got __own around by a pilot one time. He showed me __his neat little __ick. It made me h___y.

@JohnnyricoMC: The Jacob's are talking here.