@Ellomdian: You don't need a video game to play something on a real guitar. You just need access to a real guitar.

I don't think the frustration and disappointment a first-time guitar player feels will go away after getting good at Rock Band.

@craftmike: Tom Morello practiced guitar for eight hours a day, every day, while in college. His most famous licks are not difficult to play. He is just dedicated.

I'd be interested in seeing some video of people getting really good at Rock Band guitar, and then learning real guitar.

@Ericwalsh90: As annoying as I find Guitar Hero and Rock Band, that part of it has always looked really cool. Those guys got chops.

Isn't this just like the CollegeHumor parody?

No kidding.

The machines are upset over factory conditions and are acting out.

@my claim to fame is: I'd pay ten dollars a month to get Always Sunny however is most convenient for me. If that was the only show I got, it'd be worth it.

@Reynaldo Rivera: They could check their return bin hours before close so that you regularly get bogus late return fees. That's something Hulu doesn't have right now.

@tomsomething: If someone sells their chinese bootlegs in a box, does that count?

@myxylplyx: I can't believe you're going to question "Nipple Juice"s authority.

@rubbabiscuit: Definitely. I bet that heart attack gave the trucker a huge erection. They probably went at it right there in the truck.

@archbishop: That would be awesome.

@Educated_Hobo: Ugh. It's so bad for the moon's environment because it takes literally eighty times as much radioactive moon water to make just the moon bottle that the radioactive water goes in.

Everyone is saying his paper is bad.

Am I the only one who is gonna comment on how ugly this thing is?

That second picture is cropped too low. From about the neck up is what I was looking for.

@⌘Z: Sometimes I think I shouldn't use the same username somewhere. I embarrass myself.

@⌘Z: Have you been getting these vinyl/digital releases?