@WetSkeletonz: "DID YOU GET IT? GET IT? ANYBODY? DOES ANYBODY GET IT?"

@⌘Z: I lost the plastic insert with the arm on it. One of the few cds that I haven't sold off when I've moved a few times.

A real guitar is too expressive to suggest this is how people will learn to play guitar. I've always thought Guitar Hero etc. were kinda dumb, but I think this is more dumb.

A real guitar is too expressive to suggest this is how people will learn to play guitar. I've always thought Guitar Hero etc. were kinda dumb, but I think this is more dumb.

@shellcase: Although I fortunately have never witnessed this, the stories I've heard convince me this is sadly, but hilariously, accurate.

@morninggloria: That is fucking awesome.

@Geckodelimon: You know when you have to shake the mustard bottle for like ten minutes just to squeeze out a whistling little sputter of thin, pale sauce?

"Men of Beards" was dropped from the title.

@brother.shrike: It would be cool to see a game render exclusively at 24 fps, but with cinematic motion blurring, to feel as "real" as a film.

@Third: I just remember somewhere along the line, instead of the controls feeling snappy, they were sluggish, and all the characters looked like fat cartoons. I didn't play every MK, and the ones I'm thinking of were from a long time ago. But this gives me that same feeling.

@KittyKittyKitty: I volunteer to research the bacon area.

@dallasmay: Well, I learned everything I need to know about Palladium from Primer. So if you hear about a string of catalytic converter theft, it wudn't me.

@Jinxxeh: "...three pixels per character, but Maggie only had three."

@dallasmay: "Platinum and Platinum are the most common." ?

@snownpaint1: I think most of the time we don't even know why we react that way. Instead of genuinely asking how the person will do something, we say it's not possible.

@KittyKittyKitty: Cook's Illustrated tested bacon cured "naturally" with celery juice against conventional curing. The nitrates in celery juice are converted to nitrites during the curing process, and in the end it has more nitrites than bacon labeled "No nitrites added."

@reas0n: FOR. REAL.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: It's hard to imagine anyone gluing some bike handles together for less than $3500. I bet you're lying.

Well now the girl is just expected to sleep with Justin Moore. After all, his father went nearly all the way with him.

@SmarchHare: The reason you never think that is because you are always prepared, and always know where your camera is.