@thedeadparrot: Ha. He probably has been doing it every week for all his life.

@PaintedTrollop: Yes, I too would have sex with Lindsay Lohan, even if I do have a job.

Is this guy a waiter at TGIFridays? Jesus, dude, calm down.

@a sexy hot dog: He was carrying it around in his Crown Royal sack where he keeps loose change, a lighter, and a handful of diamonds.

@Blueluck: I love when I go into the kitchen and see the little green light on the rice maker lit. Unless I open it and it's nearly empty.

@Mex: "Instead of calling it a Complete and Total Failure...let's call it Cotofai."

@JohnnyStekino: I'll take $20,001, Bob.

@diw321: When you first get your coffee, the cup is empty. Then the barista says, "You're not thinking fourth dimensionally."

@DoctorNine: What was once a stunning ride with a promising, sex-filled future is now a prime example of when keepin it real goes wrong.

I'd watch that movie.

@proud_blackfoot: I think it would help actually. It makes sense. But, my living situation has changed, and now I can't really take naps, and mostly have to sleep and wake up at certain times. And for the first time since I can remember, I actually feel like there's a lot of time in the day (even when I didn't take a…

@AustinFound: That is adorable.

@Platypus Man: This sort of thing has always worked for me. To need shaving cream doesn't really have any mental value to me (if that wording makes sense), and so it's easier to remember if I interact with it in my mind. Your teacher sounds like an asshole.

@RobinSure: But how do you know what to write down? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD?

@TheFu: That's really really cool.

@SparklyJesus: Have you tried using accessories such as speakers or headphones? I know it's not fair that the xbox doesn't come with them, but they are useful for other things like watching TV and listening to music.

@MacAttack: I hope they at least changed the ring's color.

@Foxer: That is so weird, because I was just thinking about the other day exactly the same about this literally time not I!

@Darein: They are all expert marksmen, it's just their guns aren't calibrated.

As is typical of Star Wars- some cool stuff to give us hope buried under a senseless plot and hokey action. I want to believe but I can't.