@Bandit: I've used the double seal gallon ziploc bags for the beer cooler sous vide trick several times and found them to be waterproof. I have also used them to brine chicken and store leftovers and had no juices or brine spill out through the plastic. So I am pretty sure that yes, they are waterproof.

@skywalker24: The federal income tax maxes out at 35%, plus a possible state tax, medicare and social security, and sales tax which can reach 10%. Plus I think taxes on gas end up around 30%.

@Lizard_King: It's pretty absurd to claim they're doing "everything they can." It's like they say it and hope people just feel so bad for them that no one will ask "Are you really doing everything you can?"

@iComment10: Their actions so far have shown that they truly do care about the environment and responsibility.

@sektor503: .....I was just.....it was a joke?

"I can't believe we just got in and no one's around to here me say...We're in."

@sektor503: You can't just quote obscure movies like War whatever and expect people to know what you're talking about.

@ding-dang: "IF THE GODDAMN 7 WASNT TWISTED IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A SEVEN HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT oh here we go okay we're in."

I eat breakfast first thing in the morning. But this isn't very convincing. I'm still waiting for the research that comes out and says "Some people will always sleep like shit and some people will sleep great. There's nothing you can do to help."

@Dorisaurus: "This" is not unique at all, and since it is copied from other people on the internet, it is stripped of any personality that the original poster might have, but probably doesn't because they agree wholly without anything different to add.

Thanks for including Fail. That annoys the shit out of me. I thought that people would stop copying stupid phrases when they got out of middle school.

@Lifelike27: No. Ikea is bullshit.

I'd like to know more about the Candace-on-Anna tongue-lashing.

@TekWarren: I think he means he'll plug it into their computer and then use this to get the info. Which I guess he will then use by bringing his laptop over and taking advantage of their printer. Or something.

Vote: Wisesource

@I Party With Smoot: Wait he actually said that out loud?

@yeahman: I don't know what happens when wine goes bad, but for some reason adding salt to it doesn't sound like any kind of a good idea.

@deanes: Why not just use the wine mixture in the first place? Seems like you'll pour a lot of the chicken flavor and fat off with the first water, and two hours seems unnecessary. Sounds delicious though.

Now take your driver's license, and fold it into a little hat. Now put the hat on your head. And now sing Blue Christmas.