I bet the girl at 0:18 left forgot that guy had a dick.

@Terry: Worship the truth. Despise bullshit. Hail Satan.

@Pwnguins: Haha. Solid gold.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: While very interesting, I think it's probably not appropriate. But now I've got something to read!

@Slave2anMG: I want electric windows that work with a manual crank too, so that way the day they stop working I can just let it go.

@kb: It's really slow for me, really jerky to the point it looks like a cartoon in double speed, and silent.

@Sionica: While you are the first to think of that, you will unfortunately be forever in the shadow of the asshole that uses it as a boxed wine funnel at a wedding.

@FrankenPC: That one took me a second, but all the rungs are right there on the ladder. Genius!

@gbwells: I think it's because that home sous vide machine just hit the market. Kenji at Serious Eats has been all over it.

@H0M3: The other name they had was PoopCoveredChrome. It was a short meeting.

Or, if you are me and you call and politely ask for something to be corrected, you have to wait half an hour to finally be handed over to a manager who is 12 years old and really hopes he'll get that promotion by denying me any kind of service.

Get rid of all the stupid vehicles in a war game and give me a female soldier model. I would gladly make that trade.

I was surprised to hear that while I was invasterbating to this video, ABC invasterbates to everything.

@Its The Beer Talking: That is a shitload of onion rings.

@J-No: They just let anybody in there these days. It's sad, really.

@AndrosZ: Nice.

@Terry: My dad warned me repeatedly against even lending tools to anyone. I thought he was a nut.

@infmom: It seems like when I was really young, nobody had any real food allergies or they were a freak. Not it's like every single parent I meet has kids allergic to wheat or dairy or berries or onions or nuts or something. If my kids are allergic to anything I'm dropping them on the church stoop.

@pinecone99: Lime on onion is a miracle in my mouth.

I can barely make it through the day without napping.