"There's no age limit."

@acceptablerisk: Alcoholics are typically so environmentally conscious that if they can't get booze in a refillable growler, they won't get booze at all. NOOOOOOO PROHIBITION STILL EXISTS WAKE UP PEOPLE!

@Protector one: Yes, wrapping a brown paper bag around a bottle will keep people from thinking you're an alcoholic.

I once read in Men's Health (I think) that managers can "go after" an employee in a meeting to get everyone's attention and motivate them. It said to pick someone you know can handle the abuse. It wouldn't be a big deal if it happened to me and I know I've done a good job, and otherwise I'm treated properly, but if…

The two times that I've talked about those three main goals in an interview, I did not get the job. Managers hate human beings. Hail satan.

@moe52: The ramen plant is colloquially called Creeping Noodle.

@r1: I'm gonna grow a shitload of patented gmo onions, and listen to illegally downloaded music while I do. BREAKIN THE LAW.

@Dirk Anger: Haha. I imagine that Monsanto's army is a clone army.

@davisr: You buy all your books printed backwards and then the glasses make it right again. Duh.

@Kevin Hix: I'll find myself stuck on writing music all morning, and then when it's time to go run errands or something, I'll hear the next part in my head as soon as I open the door. So then, I can either be late, or forget what could be gold or crap forever. (I can never tell if it's going to be gold or crap until…

@MadMacs: Putting it off til the last minute really puts it in perspective. You don't need nearly as much as you thought you needed when you had the time to actually do it.

@MyPubesAreOnFire: Hahaha. Jesus....your name.

@Zapp Rowsdower: I didn't think that, but I don't care if it's real or not- it was the best story. I love the mailbag.

@BruschisBrewsky: If he had of said, "It's fun, and I feel more comfortable around girls than most guys" it would be okay. But when a male cheerleader says "I love tittiesth" it only makes it more clear.

@ToTheMoonReturns: He meant the corner of Church and Fremont. GOT THAT PLYMOUTH ROCK YALLZ

@jaycustom: You should be able to get dry ice at the grocery store. (at the one I go to, it's right in front of the ice cream, ha)

@sanguis: It was worth commenting on, wasn't it? I didn't know about this. it was worth it to me.

@Raven Riley: You didn't have to do five scenes with Kevin Baxter. One was enough.

Kenji is a genius. I found him through one of LH's earlier posts, and read all of his stuff now.

@Ryanrule: I am so behind on ordering crates of tonic water online. I feel like such a sloth.