Credit cards are evil. Credit rating companies are evil. Banks are evil.

@Raven Riley: Being designed in a way that traps people with little willpower or foresight makes them inherently evil.

@dsh: Yeah, you could put it on bread. I know, I'm bending the rules a little, but it's in the name of science.

@BlueBeard: I haven't had the pasta. I've got a bag of flour made from the stuff, but haven't used it yet.

@coffinmouth: This is an exchange between me and a coworker:

@rorschachex: I've wondered pretty often when people that have jobs are supposed to go to the bank and sign for packages.

@balls187: No no they disproved that. It's not bacon that causes heart disease, it's the lack of cheese and grilled onions. Sorry i don't have a link but it's science.

I had a marshmallow in my hand as I saw this article. Meanwhile, I just keep my brown sugar in the freezer.

@Hey_Blinkon: "fanny packs of skin" is probably the least flattering way you could have ever worded that. And this is in a conversation where you earlier said "full body foreskin," so you are really breaking records here.

@electroshockwave:

@TuxRug: If you have access to a water gerbil, you don't need to build your own pizza oven.

@Brazell: Man, this is the Number One strategy no matter what the other people are saying.

@Jalean11: Yeah horses are pretty scary.

@SQLGuru: Will Smith also looked forward to pressure cooked potatoes. He would later find them inspiring in his music.

My high school wrestled some school from out in the meth-swamp, and had a kid with some kind of disability on it. The kid's strategy was basically just ring-out everyone.

@balls187: I think the point is not that it finally makes pancakes possible for the common man, but that it's easier to store batter, easier to squeeze them out, and less messy. Pitchers and bowls are unwieldy.

@MrYdobon: The half a second it takes to crack the next egg does not justify dirtying two more dishes. It shouldn't take a person longer to crack an egg than to remove the egg from the skillet. Just throw them on and take them off in the same order. Dishes sucks.

I think if enough of the big guys charge, the big papers that don't charge will get more traffic and might learn to make money from advertising. And then nobody will cover real news nationwide.

@Jason Fitzpatrick: Having to register irritated the shit out of me. I later registered with NYT to get an extra credit point in a class, but then even later when I actually wanted to read an article on NYT, rather than recover my password I chose not to read it at all. Screw em.

@deanhatescoffee: A lot of those places will put them on a CD, but they are often much smaller than the digital pictures we're used to. (At least, that's how it was five years ago when I did it, ha)