@infmom: That's actually exactly what he is not asking for. He doesn't want to develop the film and get the prints.

@DarCowAlways: So confusing!

"Calorie counts aren't always accurate" over at LA Times: [www.latimes.com]

@hermanfolife: Or you'll eat the food from the previous thursday.

@Not-too-Pessimippopotamus: I was really hoping for "cartre safety" but it'll do.

@BishopBlaize: I haven't thought about the discount. I'm gonna look into a couple of them.

@BishopBlaize: Some people live so close to the line, they don't want bills getting paid automatically. Maybe you'll have the money in five days and the bill won't be late, but if you paid it now you would overdraw.

JUKE THE STATS.

@norbizness: I'd like to remind you that this is the internet. We're not reading a news story. These are funny stories about coaches.

The way Gordon Ramsay talks drives me insane.

@hfree: Same here. I always feel like, I can just imagine what this would look like in red. If you are not going to take another picture and show me what the actual thing looks like, don't bother. I remember what colors look like.

I always wish that Mark as Unread was a button right on the email. I have never used the Archive button.

@SNForrester: A refrigerator?

@sardonicbastard: Yeah getting sick was awesome.

I think the oven handle is too low to be comfortable to use.

@Kin: In an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the gang finds a package of drugs and turns down every suggestion about what to do. When someone says, "You could just give the drugs to the police" they respond, "Whoa whoa whoa."

@ethanlechcharles: I don't know anything about Tim Horton's, but I got an image of an elephant taking a dump into the mug of a man both pitiful and grateful at the same time.

@Adamatic550: It's all about if you put your feet on your chair and your knees stick out, or if you slouch back and extend your legs. Definitely have to test it out before setting everything up.

@phsab: "the dark ;amds pf Africa"

@Kin: It's not our responsibility to solve the city's unsolvable drug problem.